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Juste breaks a candle and earns his reward for braving Dracula's castle - five bucks! Alright! Now he can buy that pack of cigarettes, or perhaps a beer, or perhaps that pack of baseball cards he's been saving up for! |
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If you find the "Marble Corridor" - be careful. THERE ARE NO MARBLES. |
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Notice the game identifies this character as "???". Yeah, I wonder who the fuck he is. "Let's see... skeleton... dark cloak... large scythe... *gasp* - Mom?!?" By the way, you can tell who's a Belmont, because his soul is colored mauve. |
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Wow, good eye, Juste! |
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Death's a snob! |
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Look how Juste is holding his fist up - like he's really proud that he figured out this is Dracula's Castle. Actually, Death hangs out in other places too. I hear he's a big fan of Kettle of Fish in Manhattan, and frequents the Playboy Mansion at times. Anna Nicole Smith is a big fan, because he's old and allegedly rich. |
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Death is a cunning bastard, and he's going to leave it to you to figure out whose really controlling all this. Not Dracula?! Oh my God, it's that fucking Wolfman again! Noooooo!!! |
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Put your fucking fist down! |
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"I got this dude with cancer back in Baltimore. I'll see you later." |
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Of course he got away! You stood there holding your fist, like you were in some place with a sign that said "Floating people who like to get fisted are here"... shit, I was really reaching with that simile! |
And so ends chapter 2. Take a deep breath. You got five bucks, and met the Grim Reaper. What a productive day! While you're at it, clean up around the house, update your resume' and stop watching that damn Comedy Central! How many Saturday Night Live re-runs can one man stand?!? (Or woman, I'm not sexist.)