Stuck on Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance? That´s where Slow Beef comes in! Together, we´ll help Simon Belmont´s descendant - Juste defeat Dracula and gain confidence over his really stupid name! Welcome to my first ever strategy guide!
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Ah, I get to hunt for the relics of Dracula! Great, I was hoping this would be more of a scavenger hunt than a Castlevania game! And besides "Why is Juste's friend named after a Playboy Jr. magazine?", a better question is "What the fuck kind of training expedition lasts two years?!" Besides Tae-Bo, of course. |
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Oh, no! A woman getting kidnapped? In a video game?! No way! |
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I hope at the end of the game it turns out Maxim was really drunk, and imagined the whole thing. |
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SPOILER! It's not the fabled Dracula's castle - It's Blacula's! Yikes! |
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Holy shit, Juste - eat something! Or get some blush! |
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My "Maxim was drunk" theory seems to be holding up. And Maxim, could you look gayer? |
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Gee, I hope he doesn't betray you later... |
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"Oh yeah, I'm fine. I just felt like yelling." |
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Cough - bad guy - cough. Wow, a convenient turn of events to get Player 1 to be by himself? In a video game?! This game is so fucking unique! |
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Wow, Juste seems really fucking excited about going into Dracula's Castle. "I'm not feeling well enough to go into that house of ninjas with nuclear rocket launchers. You go first!" "Okie-dokie! See you inside, chum! B-F-F!!!" |